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It provided hours of entertainment watching these fatarse, smoking, drinking, pothead, anxiety-ridden dopes wring their hands over how many maskless people they saw at their once monthly grocery trip, while citing CDC as if it's scripture and unassailable. But then they turn around and tell you the CDC has no idea what it's talking about when you cite its advice on weight, substances, parenting, how much screen time is OK for kids, drinking during pregnancy, BMI, or nutrition.

Now they're back to "normal" and the CDC is all garbage, all the time. Because of course it is. CDC was only ever a useful cudgel to wield against people who didn't make covid their whole-ass personality for 2 years.